My dayadreams about being skinny are always interupted by the sound of me chewing cookies

My daydreams about being skinny are always interrupted by the sound of me chewing cookies

They should make a version of Rosetta Stone thatt teaches clueless men to understand what women are saying!

They should make a version of Rosetta Stone that teaches clueless men to understand what women are saying!

Everyone thinks that a girls dream is to find the perfect guy. Please every girls dream is to get thin by eating cupcakes!

Everyone thinks that a girls dream is to find the perfect guy. Please every girls dream is to get thin by eating cupcakes!

If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results... Then I guess I'll stop cleaning the house!

If insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results… Then I guess I’ll stop cleaning the house!

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one

My house isn't messy it is custom designed by a 3 year old.

My house isn’t messy it is custom designed by a 3 year old.