The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband. -Joan Rivers
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure...
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Never mistrust the rabbit who has taken your money. It might return with a carrot.
My bed is a magical place where I can suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it pays for my internet access, which is almost the same thing.
